The Jism Club

People,

On the eve of war I am fighting one of my own; the war of good taste.

8:30am - Why do all of my most heinous sex stories occur before the decent hour of noon? A morning meeting has determined that something is wrong with our new frequent porn buyers club, 'The Jism Club'. The Jism Club is jittery. The Jism Club is jaded. The jism club is not buying our new porn.

--ACTUAL QUOTE--

" The Jism Club used to buy loads and loads, buttloads of our new stuff? What happened?"

-President of Porn


--ACTUAL RESPONSE--

"The Bush War happened."
-Coworker

It seems Iraq and the threat of VX Nerve Agent has deflated the porn economy. Everywhere across America, closeted, married bears are putting their hard earned cash under the mattress rather than into the economy.

--ACTUAL SUGGESTION--

"We don't have enough regular communication with our customers. What we need is information going in and out, in and out, in and out! (Heavy breathing)"
-President

It should be noted that the heavy breathing was due largely to allergies, though illicit thoughts could not be ruled out as a suspect.

If only Iraq was my biggest concern.

Jimmy